Close readers of this space will recall that for several years now, I’ve dreamed of modeling for the German Carponizer calendar, which is a calendar featuring photos of nude women posing seductively with fish. I’m sorry to share that for the third year in a row, I will not be featured in the Carponizer calendar, published by Hendrik Pöhler and available for purchase on Amazon.
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I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One:title of the post
20 December 2016 | 9:25 pm:the date when the feed item published
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